Wednesday, March 11, 2009

HAHAHAHA!

I must post this.

This is so amazing. More amazing then the ugly redneck couple [link].


The Question

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The Answers:
  • Next time this happens, place a ceramic cup with 1 spoon of Nescafe Gold Blend, 2 sugars and a dash of milk between your legs. Bon Apetite!

  • You won't die, but some ancient cultures believe in a pillow monster that lives in your vagina. This isnt acknowledged in modern medicine, however, the steam could be caused be the troll exhaling.

  • Pics or it didn't happen.

  • Unfortunately, your vagina is releasing harmful greenhouse gases that are contributing to global warming. I suggest that you capture the steam using a plastic bag or else you can cause a global catastrophe.

  • I think this means the pasta is done.
My Source(s): my vagina
  • Does it smoke? Seriously, I have seen strippers perform this very trick. Perhaps after getting checked out, if there is nothing wrong, you might consider taking your act on the road.

  • Wow, now that's what you call a hot pocket !!!

  • Is there a choo-choo in your hoo-hoo?

  • Is your dildo steam powered?

  • Maybe it's about to erupt, like, you know, a geyser...

  • I'm not a doctor, but here's a few possibilities:
    • You're an eskimo
    • Brian Peppers may be living in your birth canal. I heard he's a smoker.
    • Cancer of the labia
    • An Underpants Gnome tried to steal your undies and got trapped in your cooch.
    • You drank boiling water to kill the "Little Ash" that jumped down your throat

    Source(s):Common sense, South Park, Army of Darkness.

  • im guessing you have a yeast infection yeast give off gas
Toot! Toot!