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6am Spiral Curtain

3am

Recent Photography.

I've actually haven't done any photography for awhile. There's only one brand new picture and that is the sunset one. The 'Comcast Building' and Toasty picture are old. 'Comcast' is about two months old and Toasty is almost a year old.

Updated.

I updated my deviantART & my art portfolio.

HAHAHAHA!

I must post this.

This is so amazing. More amazing then the ugly redneck couple [link].


The Question

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The Answers:

• Next time this happens, place a ceramic cup with 1 spoon of Nescafe Gold Blend, 2 sugars and a dash of milk between your legs. Bon Apetite!
  
  
• You won't die, but some ancient cultures believe in a pillow monster that lives in your vagina. This isnt acknowledged in modern medicine, however, the steam could be caused be the troll exhaling.
  
  
• Pics or it didn't happen.
  
  
• Unfortunately, your vagina is releasing harmful greenhouse gases that are contributing to global warming. I suggest that you capture the steam using a plastic bag or else you can cause a global catastrophe.
  
  
• I think this means the pasta is done.

My Source(s): my vagina

• Does it smoke? Seriously, I have seen strippers perform this very trick. Perhaps after getting checked out, if there is nothing wrong, you might consider taking your act on the road.
  
  
• Wow, now that's what you call a hot pocket !!!
  
  
• Is there a choo-choo in your hoo-hoo?
  
  
• Is your dildo steam powered?
  
  
• Maybe it's about to erupt, like, you know, a geyser...
  
  
• I'm not a doctor, but here's a few possibilities:
  
  • You're an eskimo
  • Brian Peppers may be living in your birth canal. I heard he's a smoker.
  • Cancer of the labia
  • An Underpants Gnome tried to steal your undies and got trapped in your cooch.
  • You drank boiling water to kill the "Little Ash" that jumped down your throat
    
    
  Source(s):Common sense, South Park, Army of Darkness.
  
  
• im guessing you have a yeast infection yeast give off gas

Toot! Toot!

"The Secret Party"

Well not no secret since I'm telling you.

I want to throw a huge rave party in a cave but I don't know any caves in Philly. Therefore if I do find a cave it would be somewhere in the suburbs by the woods. Since it is a secret party you'll all have to find out. The only way you'll find out is to fallow a poster leading to the party. Pretty sweet right?

The music would be polyester/indie/electronica/trip-hop such as MGMT, The Foals, Tricky, Crystal Castle and some underground hip-hop thrown in such as Lyrics Born, Aesop Rock, and Jedi Mind Tricks.

I could picture it now. Everyone on some particular drug beside me cause I'm drug-free. At least 3 kegs that's gonna be thrown around. Possibly a live indie band that sounds like Crystal Castle or MGMT or the Foals. Also a few people dressed in costumes running around all drugged up. AHA! Okay I said to much about my "Secret Party".

A little taste of the 'The Secret Party' music.

The Foals --


Crystal Castle --


Anyone want a part of it?

New year, new me!

So HAPPY BELATED 2009!

So much have changed since I last blogged. Before I start I have a new photo manipulation...

The Birds

I'll make this sweet and simple since I have to be up soon and also finish typing a paper. LOL! I'm slacking off.

Recently everything is changing. I got a job, met new people, and got to know John Candy a little more. (History: I met John @ Steve Heggs party back at Fall, 06. I used to think he was a creep since he was trying to hit on me.) The Candy Man is such a amazing person :)! I fancy him. Anyways... I've meet new friends, been getting in touch with myself and surroundings, and lately I've been going out more then I usually do. Also I've been drinking more then I usually do.

Lets talk work. I work at the Philadelphia Family Court as a Intern. Its not a fancy position but I do enjoy the surrounding of criminal juveniles. Also I like being noesy and reading there files before I file them in. There's some crazy bitches out there. Drug manifestos!

I've changed my image also. I dyed my hair black and also got a cut. I miss my long hippy brown hair. But it looked dirty and uneven so it needed to be cut anyways.

Last week Scrubs and Nip/Tuck came back on with new episodes. There amazing! I won't spoil them for you but Nip/Tuck is *gasping* and Scrubs is full of giggles :)! Skins season 3 is in 9 days to be exact. Not to excited either because of all the new characters. Shoulda just stuck with the old kids but they all went off to college and Effy and Sid went to NYC. Blah...

Skins Season 3 trailors - http://www.e4.com/video/tTo2QVkkLaJiUPkUop7PdR/play.e4

One last thing. My Macbook is in the shop getting its screen fixed since the whole screen got busted. Depressing right? I miss it. So no art work for awhile until I get it back.

Okay I know I'm such a dork but seriously I'm finish here. Its getting late and I have to be up at 6. Going to be a long day but hopefully end it off with Candy tonight :).