MiyuPersuasion

2009-07-29T19:55:00.000-07:00

I'm moving all my blogs to http://miyupersuasion.tumblr.com/

2009-06-30T04:32:00.000-07:00

6am Spiral Curtain

2009-06-27T00:44:00.000-07:00

3am

Recent Photography.

2009-06-26T20:37:00.000-07:00

2009-04-21T01:30:00.000-07:00

I've actually haven't done any photography for awhile. There's only one brand new picture and that is the sunset one. The 'Comcast Building' and Toasty picture are old. 'Comcast' is about two months old and Toasty is almost a year old.

Updated.

2009-04-17T01:23:00.000-07:00

I updated my deviantART & my art portfolio.

HAHAHAHA!

2009-03-11T21:54:00.000-07:00

I must post this.

This is so amazing. More amazing then the ugly redneck couple [link].

The Question

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The Answers:

Next time this happens, place a ceramic cup with 1 spoon of Nescafe Gold Blend, 2 sugars and a dash of milk between your legs. Bon Apetite!
You won't die, but some ancient cultures believe in a pillow monster that lives in your vagina. This isnt acknowledged in modern medicine, however, the steam could be caused be the troll exhaling.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Unfortunately, your vagina is releasing harmful greenhouse gases that are contributing to global warming. I suggest that you capture the steam using a plastic bag or else you can cause a global catastrophe.
I think this means the pasta is done.

My Source(s): my vagina

Does it smoke? Seriously, I have seen strippers perform this very trick. Perhaps after getting checked out, if there is nothing wrong, you might consider taking your act on the road.
Wow, now that's what you call a hot pocket !!!
Is there a choo-choo in your hoo-hoo?
Is your dildo steam powered?
Maybe it's about to erupt, like, you know, a geyser...
I'm not a doctor, but here's a few possibilities:
- You're an eskimo
- Brian Peppers may be living in your birth canal. I heard he's a smoker.
- Cancer of the labia
- An Underpants Gnome tried to steal your undies and got trapped in your cooch.
- You drank boiling water to kill the "Little Ash" that jumped down your throat
Source(s):Common sense, South Park, Army of Darkness.
im guessing you have a yeast infection yeast give off gas

Toot! Toot!

"The Secret Party"

2009-01-21T17:18:00.000-08:00

Well not no secret since I'm telling you.

I want to throw a huge rave party in a cave but I don't know any caves in Philly. Therefore if I do find a cave it would be somewhere in the suburbs by the woods. Since it is a secret party you'll all have to find out. The only way you'll find out is to fallow a poster leading to the party. Pretty sweet right?

The music would be polyester/indie/electronica/trip-hop such as MGMT, The Foals, Tricky, Crystal Castle and some underground hip-hop thrown in such as Lyrics Born, Aesop Rock, and Jedi Mind Tricks.

I could picture it now. Everyone on some particular drug beside me cause I'm drug-free. At least 3 kegs that's gonna be thrown around. Possibly a live indie band that sounds like Crystal Castle or MGMT or the Foals. Also a few people dressed in costumes running around all drugged up. AHA! Okay I said to much about my "Secret Party".

A little taste of the 'The Secret Party' music.

The Foals --

Crystal Castle --

Anyone want a part of it?

New year, new me!

2009-01-13T23:44:00.000-08:00

So HAPPY BELATED 2009!

So much have changed since I last blogged. Before I start I have a new photo manipulation...

The Birds

I'll make this sweet and simple since I have to be up soon and also finish typing a paper. LOL! I'm slacking off.

Recently everything is changing. I got a job, met new people, and got to know John Candy a little more. (History: I met John @ Steve Heggs party back at Fall, 06. I used to think he was a creep since he was trying to hit on me.) The Candy Man is such a amazing person :)! I fancy him. Anyways... I've meet new friends, been getting in touch with myself and surroundings, and lately I've been going out more then I usually do. Also I've been drinking more then I usually do.

Lets talk work. I work at the Philadelphia Family Court as a Intern. Its not a fancy position but I do enjoy the surrounding of criminal juveniles. Also I like being noesy and reading there files before I file them in. There's some crazy bitches out there. Drug manifestos!

I've changed my image also. I dyed my hair black and also got a cut. I miss my long hippy brown hair. But it looked dirty and uneven so it needed to be cut anyways.

Last week Scrubs and Nip/Tuck came back on with new episodes. There amazing! I won't spoil them for you but Nip/Tuck is *gasping* and Scrubs is full of giggles :)! Skins season 3 is in 9 days to be exact. Not to excited either because of all the new characters. Shoulda just stuck with the old kids but they all went off to college and Effy and Sid went to NYC. Blah...

Skins Season 3 trailors - http://www.e4.com/video/tTo2QVkkLaJiUPkUop7PdR/play.e4

One last thing. My Macbook is in the shop getting its screen fixed since the whole screen got busted. Depressing right? I miss it. So no art work for awhile until I get it back.

Okay I know I'm such a dork but seriously I'm finish here. Its getting late and I have to be up at 6. Going to be a long day but hopefully end it off with Candy tonight :).

So this week...

2008-11-21T14:20:00.000-08:00

This was actually pretty tight. I had two projects and both of them went super! I was hella nervous for both actually. But thank it is all over now! Well for now, I probably got more project presentation in the future but thank got the two I just did is over. No more stressing over it. I looked fly as shit also. I was trying to pull of the 1950's classic look and Dita Von Teese look as well. But what really sucked was my hair went rom curly to flat in a matter of hours because I didn't put hairspray in it. But it made cute soft waves so I appreciate that. I did the whole red lip stick and liquid eye liner thing as well. HOTTTTTTNESS RIGHT? I walked in yesterday with black stockings, a black dress (knee length), black heels, and a cute elegant hoodie to go along with my look. Everyone was like 'damnnnnnn' and all eye balling me up and down. I didn't feel that much appreciation and love in a matter of seconds. LOL! Beside what I wore, I just got my very sexy touchscreen T-Mobile G1 phone. Its fun to play with.

Beside everything, this whole month been going peachy. I started my diet, began to crochet and knit, and just relaxed my whole way through the month. Didn't go on dates recently because they're gay as shit. Nothing really new with me beside them few things. Next week is Thanksgiving and Black Friday. I'm doing the same thing, Eating turkey on Thanksgiving and for Black Friday heading to Deleware at 5:30am to shop then at night, going to the Fat City Reprise Concert with Svet.

So whats new with you?

PHILLES WORLD SERIES CHAMPS BABY!

2008-10-29T22:49:00.000-07:00

4 - 3. What now Tampa Bay fans, we kicked your ass again! Write that in your little article. Seriously, I read what some Tampa Bay sport writer said about Phillies fan. How we should be ashamed of how we act. & plus Phillies fan arin't that dumb to waist beer on a little dumbass 9 years old boy. Its not worth it. Really ain't.

IN YOUR FUCKING FACE YOU FUCKING TAMPA BAY FANS. THAT WHAT YOU GET FOR TALKING SHIT ON US! WE DO IT HARDCORE. WE PLAY NO KIDDY BULLSHIT.

So let me tell you a little about how crazy it gets in Philly! Well South Philly to be exact because the stadiums are around the corner. So right after we won me and Rosen took five minutes to grab out shit and run out the door. Once we got out we started to run then started to power walk. While on that mile walk to Broad st. which took approximately 20-25 minutes we saw a lot, i mean a lot of South Philly residents also running out the house heading to Broad. Once we hit Broad Street, seriously guys do you want to know? Okay, I'll tell you! IT WAS FUCKING AMAZINGLY CRAZY! Phillies fan everywhere. The Whole South Broad Street down. From Broad, Market - Broad, Pattison -- 3.2 miles was all closed down. That is basically the head to toe of South Philly. Well Broad & Shunk was like out of control. It was F-U-N though! Very fun! We seen these two guys that climbed up a pole. HAHA! Everyone cheering them on to jump then saying "PUSSY" cause they won't do it. Beers getting splashed all over us, on top of us. Just full of fun craziness. Me and Rosen decided to stay out of the very claustrophobic crowd and walked to Oragan where it wasn't crowed at all. There was a shitload of cops but they seem cool since I didn't see no one get arrested. We walked back to Snyder to head home. While walked through Shunk it was so crowded that i decided to pinch guys asses and walk away very fast! It worked but one guy seen me do it and someone pinched my ass. LOL! I don't know who did it though. While walking we gave random people hugs, high five people, screamed, shouted, and yelled (HAHA the same shit). Honks, beeps, people sitting on top of there moving cars driving to Broad St, CRAZY! Once we reach home, Rosen went home and I went back out. Once again walking out I seen Ryan on a bike and he gave me a lift on his pegs to 17 Snyder. Walking there to Broad St. and along Broad was crazy. The same ol' craziness but less people. If you're from Philly, you know how we do it. If you're not then move here and experience it! But I warn you I wouldn't say its out of hand for us Philly people but for you outsiders, maybe!

This is what happen when you party in Philly after a major game winning.
http://www.philly.com/philly/gallery/World_Series_Damage.html?index=1

Oh yeah may I add -- Saturday game was also a good game and It was pretty tight at Broad Street. Not as crowded as tonight because I didn't leave Angelos apartment till 2:30am. But It was pretty noisy with the honking and screaming around Broad & Spruce till Walnut!

This is exactly what South Philly looks tonight! Good Youtube video I found because this video was shot between Oregon & Shunk!

Garden of Eden

2008-10-19T18:56:00.000-07:00

Tree of Eden by ~MiyuPersuasion on deviant ART

If guys..

2008-10-07T18:07:00.000-07:00

When guys ask me out on dates I don't just say 'no', I give them a chance. Not anymore! This week I've noticed how fucking retarded and stupid dumbasses that males really are. FUCKTARDS is what they are. All seriousness, If you don't want to hang with me don't make up stupid as excuses within a hour of our so called "date". Don't be like "I'm tired", "I had a long day", "I'm exhausted", etc... Suck it up and just pretend your having fun and not tired. Only piece of shit pussy as muthafuckers say shit like that. Be a man and just tell me you ain't interested beside saying some lame as excuse. Really though? what guys does that? I never get rejected, never in my life actually. I always thought I was a enjoyable girl that everyone liked to hang with.

Sorry guys, dicks isn't for chicks! Meaning I've gone Lesbian. This time I'm actually serious cause of all bullshit I've gone through this week.

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Oh yeah -- NEW MANIPULATION

Heaven to neutral by ~MiyuPersuasion on deviant ART

NEW PHOTOMANIP.

2008-09-21T20:25:00.001-07:00

DESTINY by ~MiyuPersuasion on deviant ART

GAHHHHHHHHH

2008-09-14T12:12:00.000-07:00

so i went on a date last night. we went to this bar at 20th christian called the sidecar bar and omg guess what... I LOST MY FUCKING WALLET! GAHHHHHHHHHHHH...

i had my fake id, school id, gym id, debit card, and a few more cards in it.. & $25.

AHHHHHHHHHH GAHHHHHHHHHH! WTF!

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2008-09-10T02:40:00.000-07:00

School started last week :)

blah, blah, blah

PENIS!

STARTING FRESH!

2008-09-06T16:55:00.000-07:00

So yesterday I've found out I won free tickets to see Tricky! His show was last night at 8. He was soooo amazing... VERY AMAZING actually :)!